Why have I gone my whole life up to this point without affection for THE POLICE!
I understand that my interest in this band is lame at best, but it is even further lamed by my old damn age. I grew up knowing of Sting and comparing him to other aging Brits like "Hot" Rod Stewart. I even listened to The Police on the RADI-ADI-O! Was not until I CHOSE to listen to them that I respected how ridiculous they actually are as musicians.
Sting: HEY... lets sing a song about walking on the moon. Any ideas?Was not until I CHOSE to watch their music videos that I respected how ridiculous they actually are as human beings.
Forgettable Band Member: You can take GIANT STEPS on the moon!
Other Forgettable Band Member: Yeah yeah, but what if you BROKE YOUR LEG. OHHH SNAP, that would suck so hard!
Sting: Gentlemen, we have a new hit song! Now... PASS THE COURVOISIER!
SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE THIS GUY SOME DRUMS!
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2 comments:
leave the awkward drummer alone! he can't carry around a drum set!...
This is why drummers are always setup backstage
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