MY ROOMMATE...

My roommate is a great guy, he can and will help you with anything and is a genius with machines. But he is the biggest country boy I have ever met. I'm not trying to be offensive with this, it's more about my ignorance than his.

THE GROCERY STORE

ROOMATE: What the hell is that?

ME: It's a self checkout machine, man! You never seen one before?

ROOMMATE: Nope!

ME: Oh they're great! A lot easier than dealing with cashiers. Let me show you how to use them! First you scan the item. Then make sure to put it in the bag. Now, when the screen flashes like that you... ...wait for a cashier to come help.

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