Recently in Bangkok, a 31 year old Thai woman was caught, at the airport, with a tranquilized 2 month old tiger in her over sized bag, en route to Iran.
Apparently, exotic animal traffickers can't even smuggle
REAL TIGERS in bags full of TOY TIGERS anymore. The bones of the real tiger tend to show up on the x-ray machine while the no-bones of the toy tigers do not.
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| TOY TIGER? |
My suggestion to all future animal traffickers is to smuggle TIGGERS in bags full of RUBBA AND SPRINGS! That fools those x-rays every time.
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| Be on the look out for a 31 year old Thai woman named Christopher Robin! |
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3 comments:
The wonderful thing about tiggers is tiggers is wonderful things!
WILL YOU MARRY ME?
http://www.thestar.com/news/world/article/856377--man-arrested-after-95-boa-constrictors-burst-out-of-luggage
Real snakes in a bag of slinkys.....?
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