THEIR SKIN IS MADE OUT OF SKIN, THEIR BONES ARE MADE OUT OF BONES

Recently in Bangkok, a 31 year old Thai woman was caught, at the airport, with a tranquilized 2 month old tiger in her over sized bag, en route to Iran.

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Apparently, exotic animal traffickers can't even smuggle REAL TIGERS in bags full of TOY TIGERS anymore. The bones of the real tiger tend to show up on the x-ray machine while the no-bones of the toy tigers do not.

TOY TIGER?

My suggestion to all future animal traffickers is to smuggle TIGGERS in bags full of RUBBA AND SPRINGS! That fools those x-rays every time.

Be on the look out for a 31 year old Thai woman named Christopher Robin!

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