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Monday, August 16, 2010

PICKLE POUCH

CASHIER: A Diet Coke, is that everything sir?

ME: NO... and ONE PICKLE IN A POUCH, please! Make it so!

CASHIER: TEHE! (I'd like to pouch his pickle, if you know what I mean)

From this day forth, I will only eat...
POUCH'D FOODS!

CONTENTS: ONE PICKLE
Bigger than I could have imagined!
It's too big! OR IS IT?!
awwww... just right
Give it to Ele! She eats anything!


NEXT UP...

Wash down with a glass of water, bake in Crap Factory for 2 hours
VOILA
Warm Brownies perfectly portioned
Don't forget to lick the BOWEL, HAHAHA!

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2 comments:

Unknown said...

you could also eat cheese curds, those too are in a pouch.

McJerkface said...

CURD POUCH!