BREAD. BUTTER. CHEESE. . . PLEASE!

What do you get when you mix bread, butter and cheese together? A LAME CHEESE SANDWHICH!

Now take that sandwhich and heat it with delicious inducing flames and you have... A GRILLED CHEESE SANDWHICH!

Life's great simplicity

But how do you make a Grilled Cheese Sammy even better?

Well, you could add extra ingredients like sautéed mushrooms and jalapeños or you could be like one anonymous guy in Manhattan and serve them secretly underground.

Bread. Butter. Cheese., is a covert underground restaurant run by Mr. Anonymous. He specializes only in Grilled Cheese Sandwiches and has quit the cult following. He doesn't have an actual restaurant location, all sandwiches are made in his apartment kitchen. He doesn't have a business license, he says they are to costly in New York. So to sell his Grilled Cheeses he uses a system not unlike many drug dealers.

This dealer fills his merchandise

with CHLOROX and BAKING SODA!

First he receives a text message with an order which can range from being a plain Grilled Cheese to a sandwich of the day with fancy extras like sautéed onions. He then replies with a time and location, that suits him best, for making the drop off. A nonchalant Anonymous will make eye contact as he slowly walks towards you with a brown paper bag hidden under his arm. The deal continues with an exchange of money for the contents of the paper bag. Both the buyer and seller calmly walk separate ways and the deal is done.

Also useful for drinking liquor in broad daylight

This system is sprouting up all over New York City. Many people want to open their own restaurant but can't afford the lease on a location, the insurance, the taxes and the business licensing fees. It's kind of built out of necessity. Why waste tons of money on a business that is questionable. It's far cheaper to start a business underground and see how it works out. If it becomes successful then maybe it's worth putting money into. It's like a testing ground for restaurants.

A lot of customers will also tell you that the experience is the biggest reason for buying from underground restaurants like Bread. Butter Cheese.. The extreme measures taken in keeping these Grilled Cheese Sandwiches, one of the simplest meals to make, on the down low is both exciting and ridiculous for the customer.

Who doesn't want to see a Grilled Cheese Sandwhich deal get busted?

I'M LACTOSE INTOLERANT OFFICER!

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