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Wednesday, July 28, 2010

LE CORBUSIAHHHHHHHH!

Meet Charles-Édouard Jeanneret-Gris who renamed himself, out of a need to feel more important than you or I, Le Corbusier. A dapper architect with aspirations to be an Urban Planner.

DEVIL IN DORK GLASSES!

His big contribution to Urban Planning was to never trust a slick haired self righteous architect who's first name is THE in french.

His Master Plan was to build these monolithic structures that fed his Vampiric hunger for symmetry and order, which oddly goes against his known architectural style. This makes for every human beings worst nightmare of the future.

1925 Plan Voisin for Paris
Actually planned to tear down historic parts of Paris for this?

Whats your address?
Living compartment 3147, level 112, quadrant 4, structure 6

Good thing that Le Corb's design was only AMAZING in his own riddled mind. Apparently, every time he brought his design to Parisian Council (OVER THE NEXT 40 YEARS!!!) they laughed his ass all the way down the Champs D'Elise!

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