WHAT STRONG PAWS YOU HAVE!

I was laying down earlier today when my dog jumped up on my back and started to walk around. I was going to shoo her off but it actually felt good, almost like a massage but with tiny little paws. Wouldn't it be amazing if you could train your dog to give massages. Even better than that is if you could train a variety of dogs to give other people massages for profit. Different sized dogs would give different types of massages. What's that you say? Your shoulders are really tense. Might I suggest the Shih Tzu massage!

THIS LADY'S DOING IT ALL WRONG!

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