SPRECHEN SIE ICELANDICK

This is what I know about Iceland off the top of my head

• Iceland is very greeny and Greenland is very icy (thanks Mighty Ducks 2)
• Iceland is an island owned by... DA DUTCH!
• Iceland is full of blonds with blue eyes
• Iceland has Bjork and Bjork is bat shit crazy
• Iceland is surrounded by volcanoes
• Iceland's capital is Rekykvikjkiik and it is the furthest north capital in the world (ok I researched that, but still don't know how to spell Rekychvickkik)
• Iceland powers their island with geothermal energy
• Iceland speaks English but they also say funny things in Icelandic like, "pabbi minn er svartur!" (thank you Googal Translate)
• Iceland will have me as a guest on Sept. 22 through to the 29th

Kveojum!

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KINDER SUPRI... ?

So, I buy a Kinder Surprise Egg and was hoping for a little mechanical toy that I could maybe put together myself, wind it up and watch it walk or something. But what do I get? Some deranged un-toy for maximum un-fun.

Oh its a Rabb... WHAT THE HELL IS GROWING OUT OF ITS BACK?

A 5th leg? I thought maybe 2 rabbits were hugging.

Nope. No 2nd head. But one creepy outie belly button!

Fuzzy green rabbitish toys can have disabilities too!

I've been starring at this fuzzy green mutant for the better part of an hour trying to figure out exactly what it is. Any Ideas?

KINDER UPDATE

I looked all over the internets for information on this and finally came across an 18 year old, British, Kinder Surprise Collector's website. She has the original paper insert that shows the truth behind the 5 legged Kinder freak.

IT'S AN EAR!

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BEST ETHNIC JOKE EVER!

TWO ETHNIC PEOPLE ARE SITING IN THE BACK OF A CAR, WHO IS DRIVING?

A POLICE OFFICER!

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