CON TOUR

I am damn near obsessive with contours lines. You know, the map things that show elevation.

I have my Google Chrome set to some contour style that's cool.

My portfolio is styled with contour lines.

Colleen just bought me a wonderful jacket as an early Christmas gift that is covered in contours.

I once saw a cool tattoo on someone who had a bad accident. They must have lost a big chunk of flesh out of their leg so they tatted contour lines on it. I want my shoulders to be contours but first need to bulk up to give more peaks and valleys.

I think contour lines are CONTERRIFIC !

BREAKING NEWS

While I was going through old historical newspaper clipping I came across the dumbest yet most entertaining articles to date.

Apparently Victoria Harbour wrote a GOSSIP COLUMN? for like 20 years from the 50’s to 70’s. ENJOY!

• Mr. and Mrs. A. Pelletier of Hamilton visited Miss Emma Brunault, Sunday.
• Miss Jean Miller and Carmen Knox of Lindsay weekended with her mother, Mrs. Andrew Miller
• Paul Lord, of the public school staff, spent the weekend at home in Lefroy
• The Catholic Womens League held a successful turkey supper, September 5. The quilt was won by Mrs. Chapelle of Toronto
• Colored pictures will be shown in the Presbyterian Sunday School rooms Friday evening by Toronto tourists

Its like Twitter but really old, still only 140 characters or less.

DAVID ATTENBOROUGH

It would have been much easier for Britain to take over the world using David Attenborough.

Instead of wars and religion all Britain would have to do is let Attey talk.

Of course DAtten wouldn't show his face, his power is much like that of a Wizard of Oz. The voice with out a face is like God's word.

He could talk about anything, religion, politics, animals, food preparation, it doesn't matter. The conversation would always end with D.A. saying something along the lines of, "Please allow us to expropriate your land by honour of the queen!". He would have been Inception before Inception.

*If that movie starred The Boroughs voice it would have been over in seconds*

Atten Bomb is a weapon! Way more so than Oprah Winfrey! Oprah may be a bomb too but only in Life DVD sales.

If Britain could just unleash this force upon the world. Wait...

I pledge allegiance to the Voice!

LOOKIE LOOKIE I 'VE GOT HOOKIE

Quick! When thinking of Peter Pan, who comes to mind as the greatest Neverlandian? RUFIO!

RUFIO! RUFIO!
RUF
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OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!



Damn right! Everyone remembers Ruffio (except SAM, COLLEEN and LYNNE!).

He took over the lost boys from Peter Pan and was all-round bad ass old kid!

Some day I will be this young assed man and I will KILL PIRATES! Actually, I will be him in two weekends time!

*FINGER CHIN WIGGLE*

FREE LUNCH

I love free lunches. Out of all the reasons that I have for liking my job with Tay, free lunches is top 5!

Usually there is a noodle salad, salad salad and an assortment of sandwiches, so nice!

Please, future jobs that come my way, include these free lunches as often as always!